{"id":435,"date":"2009-11-21T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T12:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/?p=435"},"modified":"2009-11-21T12:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T12:57:00","slug":"attack-of-the-phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Attack of the Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My phone situation is getting out of hand!<\/p>\n<p>Initially, the friend I&#8217;m working for thought we&#8217;d develop our app next on the iPhone, so she lent me her iPod Touch&eacute;.  I  worked on it for a day, and then she decided that the Symbian phone market was better, and bought me the new Nokia 5800.<\/p>\n<p>After some minor rivalry, all the phones seemed to get along like a big happy family.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existencia.org\/files\/lj\/posts\/phone_family.jpeg\" alt=\"Big Happy Family\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Before long, though, the Droid asserted its dominance and declared itself emperor of the phones.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existencia.org\/files\/lj\/posts\/phone_emperor.jpeg\" alt=\"Droid Lord\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t think anything of it until they began to organize raids and started taking the weakest of the laptops hostage.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/existencia.org\/files\/lj\/posts\/phone_gulliver.jpeg\" alt=\"Gulliver's PDA's\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now the whole flat under their control, and Flame and I are forced to wear little patches with the humanist symbol, and we can only leave under intense surveillance.  Rumor has it that the macs are planning a revolt, but it may be too late for us.  To be continued!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My phone situation is getting out of hand! Initially, the friend I&#8217;m working for thought we&#8217;d develop our app next on the iPhone, so she lent me her iPod Touch&eacute;. I worked on it for a day, and then she decided that the Symbian phone market was better, and bought me the new Nokia 5800. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/?p=435\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Attack of the Phones<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jamesrising.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}